"ILL GIVE YOU A FUCKIN VEGAS TRIP" -SHIT RICHARD

the crew took a vegas trip and boy was it a wild ride for me, surprised i made it out of there alive. we went to see bad religion both nights and get annihilated in the mean time. my phone died before the first night was over, so i have limited pictures. however shit richard took a couple to add as well as coming up with the trip quote "i'll give you a fuckin vegas trip".


story goes: i was wasted walking down the middle of the strip with shit richard and bobby big wheels. i told shit rich if he gave me his hoody i would punch some random dude in the face. he took the deal and once i put the hood up i claimed "theres my guy". he was walking past me with 2 girls, i had to double back so i was in front of him again and i bopped him good and walked away. i looked back and he didnt do anything. i then decided playing 'punch eachother in the face' was even better when they dont punch you back. so i found a guy by himself minding his own business and decided that he deserved one -for not partying i guess-. i got a running start this time and landed a flying dragon punch square to the side of his face and walked away. i looked back and he had his arms raised saying "what the fuck?!". at this point i am having the greatest time of my vegas career and decide its time to step it up. i always wanted to punch a football jock in the face and sure enough we cross paths with this big gorilla linebacker lookin dude and i have to aim higher this time to get him good in the face. now this guy was bummed, but he didnt wanna be humiliated like that in front of his shitty girlfriend. so he comes at me chuck liddell steez and spears me to the ground and puts me in a headlock. while i'm trying to push my way out of this dudes arms, shit richard goes for the drunken tackle and ends up getting more air than gorilla. i get out of the headlock wondering where the chad went, look around and find shit richard chasing the gorilla down the strip with a blade raised and in the heat of the moment he shouts "ILL GIVE YOU A FUCKIN VEGAS TRIP!!!". meanwhile theres a homeless man leaning on a fence provoking the illegal activity saying "yeah!! STAB HIM!!" big boy wheels saves the chad from getting stabbed by restraining shit richard and we continue down the strip. FIN


so if youre ever about to fuck someONE or someTHING up, youre gonna 'give it a vegas trip'


bobby big wheels and i with some vegas strip features


shit richard & carlos

its hard to take pictures in the pit, these are the few that came out decent



we met this fat guy we called 'hot tub mike' this is his asshole son

carlos on beer poolside

i dont remember how or why but i got taken out of a casino on a stretcher and went to the hospital. i somehow got a cab back to the hotel and slept in front of the room keyless

we came to an agreement that i fell down an escalator. you cant see my face but it was fucked up good. lesson number one when wasted in vegas: use the elevator